The BurlyQ Part 2 (Deaux)

Well let's see where I left off. Oh yes, the mormon virgin. Ya know I am not exactly sure what order the girls were in last night, so I will just have to write what I remember and then move on.

I think the next act was the "Maturbation Blues". Done by this fantastic happy round voluptuous woman with lovely brown wavy hair. She was wearing a red bra and this red half skirt thing. It was open in the front. And she was wearing black boy shorts with fishnet stockings and high heel peep toe shoes. Oh she had a red boa that was wrapped around her shoulders. The song was Masturbation Blues and it was too funny. So of course she is dancing to the lyrics of the song. Grinding back and forth on the boa. And she had a kiss shaped tatoo on her ass.

Then there was was a bit of a break. There was this hostess woman, No No Nannette. She was up next singing a weird song that was an Irish diddy. But it was little big naughty. And the audience would chime in on certain parts of the song.

Next was the blue fan dance. This nice tall skinny girl with blonde wavy hair came out with large blue fans. Her panties were little stings attaced to a thong and fringe wrapped around it all. She was carefull to keep herself covered with the fans. She lightly steps off to the side and wiggles her fan behind her. Then she does the same thing to the other side. At the end she swings the fans out of the way and puts them up behind her to reaveal this very pretty scroll work pasties that look like sapphire jewels on her small round breasts.

Then I think it was the Naked Cowboy that came back up on stage. He was wearing clothes this time. But he was trying to look more like a woman for the part of this song that he did. He was wearing a wife beater and daisy dukes, big round hoop earrings and that weird plastic cowboy hat. Basically he sang the female side of a duo with the 80 year old piano man about getting crabs and how to get rid of them. It was gross, graphic, but very funny.

At this point I think we had intermission for a few minutes. And we ordered dessert. I had this yummy chocolate mouse and my husband had an apple tart. I know this really has nothing to do with the story, but I thought we could use the break.

Oh yes, I almost forgot. There was a belly dancer from Africa there too. She was a dark skinned woman with blonde hair and thin and tall. She came out wearing a tank style half shirt. Something like a halter top. And she was wearing a white thong with several hip scarves over it. There were lots of little coins and fringe and beads flying around. She starts out with her back to the audience. With snake like arm movements and shaking her hips back and forth. Then she turns around with a face only a mother could love. Her body was "Butta". Everything "Butta" her face was great.

Flapper girl came out next. She was wearing a red flapper dress and a red feather headband. With fishnets black bra and underwear. She was the most inexperienced of the bunch, So it is a little hard to remember.

Then there was Oracle. This was 2 girls dressed in black and red bras and boyshorts that were an aerial act. They had this big black hoop thing hanging from the ceiling that they did somewhat like a Cirque Du Soleil act. It was fantastic and it made me want to get a hoop and attach it to my ceiling and learn something new. They also did seperate acts too. One of them was swining around on this long piece of fabric and was wrapping her legs in it and swinging around. Plus she could wrap herself in in somehow and then fall almost to the floor. They were fantastic.

Unfortuantely I am having a hard time remembering the rest of them. I can't wait to go back and see them again though. Please leave comments and tell me what you think.

See you in the moonlight.

The BurlyQ

Well hello and I know it has been a long time since I have posted here and I am sorry. But I actually did something a lot of fun last night.

Well today is my 5 year wedding anniversary. So of course I wanted to go out and do something fun. I had found out about a burlesque show in town. And I knew that they only had shows like once a month. So I started doing some research to find which day it was. Just so happens it was today. At least it was supposed to be today. So I made plans and got a sitter.(which is usually nearly impossible) And then we found out the place they would have their show shut down. So I was pissed. But not totally discouraged.

I figured it was still my anniversary and that I had a sitter so I would find something fun to do no matter what. So yesterday I started doing a lot more research about fun stuff to do on a Friday night in town. I found 823 things to do. It was a lot of stuff to go through. A ton of it was just live bands at local bars. And of course just going to the club to dance. But my husband and I don't like the same kind of music or dancing. So that was out. But I wanted to see some kind of show. I found some shows. Unfortunately a lot of them were out of our price range. But I kept looking. And one of them was called Patsy Decline, and as I looked I thought it was a drag queen show. I would have loved that, but my husband not so much. So I kept looking. This place has burlesque shows! But not on Friday. But I thought that is ok, we will just go to it another time. So I kept looking. I found lots of dance lessons like the Tango and Salsa. All of which I thought would be hot and we would have some fun and then come home and have great sex. But the burlesque show thing was eating at me. We had invited some friends and we all really wanted to see one. So I went back to find that place. And lo and behold they had a show last night in just a few hours. So I was scrambling to change my plans for the sitter and find a new one and see if everyone could go immediately.

So we all hurried and we got a sitter. Now I had to somehow make myself gorgeous in 1 1/2 hours. I know that seems like a lot. But my hair is longer these days and I have been setting it on rollers and looking like one of those 40's pinup girls with my hair and stuff. And since we were going to a burlesque show I wanted to make sure I looked hot. Thank goodness earlier in the week I had already picked out what I was going to wear for our anniversary and figured out how I wanted my hair and makeup and everything. Plus we had to get the kid ready to go to the sitter and stay there till after his bedtime. And my husband had just come home from work and he was tired and needed to take a shower and get ready too. Thank the Goddess that men take so much less time.

Anyway I wore a 50's inspired dress that was hotpink with orange polka dots and it had a "V" neckline and was cinched at the waist. It was a flaired "A" line skirt to it and I was wearing a bra that put my boobs right in your face. My hair was styled like the 40's pinup girls and I had my makeup done the same way. With cute little pink maryjane shoes with little skulls on them. My husband was wearing nice dark jeans with a button down black shirt with gray pinstripes and he smelled great.

So off we go to the burlesque show. And lucky for us in the future they have it every Thursday night, but with different dancers and stuff each week. And last night was the birthday of Sally Rand the inventor of the Fan Dance. So they were having a tribute night. They had a total of 4 fan dances and 5 dancers that each did at least 2 dances. We go inside and it is like this little basement bar that is done in red velvet and gold trim with very gaudy and victorian looking decor. But oh so cool. The stage is tiny so we are wondering how the dancers are going to be able to perform. And of course what they are going to do. There is this 80 year old man playing a grand piano on stage and he is dressed like a cowboy. And surprisingly there are a lot of old people in the audience. Almost more than people of our own age.

This guy Pierre is the host and he has a fake French accent and dredsed like a cross between Elvis and Frank Sinatra. He is totally cheesy but fun and introduces the acts and sets up the stage each time. The first one is this little Asian girl only about 4 feet tall and she does the first dance. She comes out wearing this little black dress with ruffles at the bottom of the skirt that hits her right at the middle of her thigh. She is also wearing black gloves that go halfway up her arms. And these tiny little black boots like a can can girl would wear. She struts her stuff and does some acrobatic tricks on a chair. She was great, but since most of the people in the audience were there for their first time we didn't hoot and hollar like we were supposed to. So Pierre comes back out and chastises us. Then he says we didn't earn the next dancer so we had to see this other act. It was a guy who was nearly naked. Wearing a plastic cowboy hat and holding an acoustic guitar. He comes out and sings this funny song. I can't remember what now. His look was more memorable. And a little scary. He was skinny with longish curly hair. And he was hairy all over his body. But we all clapped and were having a good time.

Next act was a girl who was a "morman virgin". She was a fan dancer too and she was wearing a white corset and boa around her waist with a tail section in the back. She was also wearing tall heels and white gloves that went halfway up her arms. She had on an auburn long curly wig. But she had this really big smile and she was cute. She talks to the audience with a little poem about being a "mormon virgin". Then the song comes on and she starts to shake and wiggle and take off her clothes a little at a time. We all clap and hoot and hollar properly this time. She was quite lovely and she knows how to wiggle a fan. She was wearing these cute little white sparkly pasties shaped like stars.

Unfortuantely I don't have a lot of time right now, so I will be posting the rest of this either later today or tomorrow. I hope you enjoy.